Hey, dude! Shakespeare here. Didn’t think I’d use a word like “dude,” did you? Well, you probably didn’t know that I invented the word “puke,” either. But, alas, I digress from my express purpose.
This notebook is a wonderful compilation of over 30 of my very best insults. Yes, now you too can hurl these cleverly crafted insults at all your friends and enemies with the end result being that these insulting words may just gracefully sail right over the heads of your intended targets. But sometimes those confused expressions are the most fun anyway.
Each insult in this notebook is followed by several blank pages, which you can use to document the circumstances of their use and those confused expressions which follow. Or, use the pages to create imaginary stories of how they may be used. Or, since I have not revealed the various plays from which they were taken, you could do some research on this and share your findings.
The possibilities are endless! Now go have fun, Thou Yeasty, Onion-Eyed, Whey-Face!